State Republican House and Senate leaders toured the State yesterday calling on the poor to just go away and asking the middle class to “really sacrifice” in order to give large tax breaks to the very wealthy.
“Nobody talks about how much the truly rich have suffered the last few years” an un named spokesperson for the group said: “One of my donors was only able to buy one Lexis for his mistress last Christmas.“
“Sure un-employment is high and lots of people are losing their homes but if we give even bigger tax breaks to millionaires they would be able to hire some of these people to dress up like the Easter Bunny and cleaning up after the debutant balls they want to have.”
House Speaker Zellar’s who stated last week that voting was a privilege not a right agreed with Rep Mary Kiffmeyer that more money was needed to keep the poor from voting. “If the poor and middle class started voting then the rich would have to start paying the same tax rate the rest of us pay, then where would we be?” a spokesperson said.
The Republicans tour included touring local middle schools and yelling at teachers calling them “over paid idiots” and “worthless drains on the public coffers” in front of their classes.
Many students were upset that the Republicans demanded that they give up 15% of their Easter Candy and give it to the richest kid in the room. “Don’t worry he’ll give back whatever he doesn’t eat” the GOP leaders claimed.
The Republicans next stop was central Minnesota Nursing homes where they promised to “gut the staff “and take all the walkers so the Koch brothers could use them for Croquet hoops at their mansion.
